I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
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There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
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Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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