This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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