I just threw up on my dentist
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
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I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
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You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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