Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
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im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
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I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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