It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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