at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
His nipple licking is glorious
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