hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
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there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
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Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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