doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
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The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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