i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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