I skipped work to stalk him.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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