Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
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we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
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Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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