Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
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Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
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Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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