problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
This can only be settled by a dance off.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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