**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
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Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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