He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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