i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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