she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick