Are we in a gay sports bar?
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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