so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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