oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
