im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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