I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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