Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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