I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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