I wanna bring you to show and tell
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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