They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
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pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
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I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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