I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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