do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
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That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
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Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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