Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
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Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
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Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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