Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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