Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
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I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
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You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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