We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
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I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
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I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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