i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
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He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
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The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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