I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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