I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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