while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
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It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
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We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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