We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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