I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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