your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
