im gay
i know
yea but for you.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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