3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
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Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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