I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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