Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
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