Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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