who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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