Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
