R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
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Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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