Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
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I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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