Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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