My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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