So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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