Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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