ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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