so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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