i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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