Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
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Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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