In the future we'll all be gay
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Can't talk, ducks in the car
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize