Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Randomize
